I have arachnophobia.

I have a daemon. I haven’t decided her name yet. I don’t know how much longer she’ll be there.

I sometimes don’t like to be alone.

I would like a music player. Maybe an iPod Nano.

I know for a fact that most of the world’s population believe in a lie. That lie is called everything.

I realized the above while watering Mom’s plants one day.

Oh hey, something you shouldn’t miss:

Girlfriends take up time and money.

G = T X M

Time is money.

T = M

G = M²

Money is the root of all evil.

M = √E

G = E

So, girlfriends are evil.

I don’t know whose innovation this is, but it was written on the blackboard in school.

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