I have arachnophobia.
I have a daemon. I haven’t decided her name yet. I don’t know how much longer she’ll be there.
I sometimes don’t like to be alone.
I would like a music player. Maybe an iPod Nano.
I know for a fact that most of the world’s population believe in a lie. That lie is called everything.
I realized the above while watering Mom’s plants one day.
Oh hey, something you shouldn’t miss:
Girlfriends take up time and money.
G = T X M
Time is money.
T = M
G = M2
Money is the root of all evil.
M = √E
G = E
So, girlfriends are evil.
I don’t know whose innovation this is, but it was written on the blackboard in school.